Sorry to break it to you and lay down some hard truths. Not really sure how to tell you this, so here it goes: (i) No, it really doesn’t happen to everyone and (ii) When she says it was good for her too, she’s lying.
Posts Tagged ‘wife’
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged awkward, comedy, date night, dating, entertainment, fail, funny, girlfriend, girls, hook up, hot and heavy, humor, it happens to everyone, jokes, life, making love, making out, married, musings, observations, pet peeves, premature, random, relationships, sex, thoughts, wife, woops, you might be that guy if on March 10, 2010| Leave a Comment »
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged awkward, bizarro world, child rearing, children, comedy, entertainment, fail, family, friends, funny, humor, husband, jokes, juice box, kids, life, marraige, musings, observations, parenthood, parenting, pet peeves, productive member of society, random, relationships, thoughts, upstanding citizen, wife, you might be that guy if on November 30, 2009| Leave a Comment »
As a parent, all you can do is work hard, teach them well, and hope for the best. Sometimes your kids don’t turn out quite as you hope they would but you love them regardless. Sometimes you luck out and they’re upstanding citizens and productive members of society. And other times, they don’t listen to a word you say, look and act like Bizarro you, and people wonder how you two are related. In this case, it sucks to be you because your kid just turned out cooler than you. Now make yourself scarce and go get him a juice box, little man and I have some business to discuss.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged comedy, entertainment, family, family portrait, funny, humor, husband, jokes, landscape, musings, observations, photo, photo of the day, photographs, portrait, pregnant, random, sears, thoughts, wife, you might be that guy if on July 30, 2009| 3 Comments »