Posts Tagged ‘photographs’

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong? Listen bud – He’s got radioactive blood. Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead. Hey there! There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of the night, At the scene of the crime, Like a streak of light, He arrives just in time!

Spiderman, Spiderman, Friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Wealth and fame, he’s ignored – Action is his reward. To him, Life is a great big bang-up – Wherever there’s a hang-up, You’ll find the Spiderman!

spider man


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The camel toe has left the building.  Thank you, thank you very much.

the camel toe has left the building

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posing in front of carHe’s out for a night on the town with a bunch of friends.  Someone brought a camera and everyone has been taking candid and funny photos all evening.  Most are your typical pictures on a night out – arms around each other smiling or everyone leaning in as a waiter or random passerby takes a picture of the group.  Not the ones with him in it though.

He may oblige and take a few “normal” pictures.  However, the bulk of his pictures are of him posing in front of his car (all done at his request, of course).  Very rarely does he have a new, slick looking car like a BMW, Mercedes, Audi, or Porsche that he could be proud of and want to show off.  More likely than not, the car he poses in front of is a Joe Dirt-esq Honda or Ford in some state of disrepair.  The car’s license plate, which is a douchey vanity plate with something along the lines of “02 BE ME” (oh to be me) or “1NTSTND” (one night stand), is surrounded by a neon light border.  The car is two-toned: rust and primer.  He is in the process of doing his own kit upgrades on the car – he has both lowered his car and attached a homemade spoiler to the back.  He has tampered with the muffler and exhaust system so that everyone can hear him coming.  His windows are covered with the likes of Tapout and Nos stickers.  And not to be outdone by anyone, he has rims on his car (abet only two of his wheels – the other two are on layaway).

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Honey, let’s go to Sears Portrait Studio and ask for a Hudson River School background with soft-light effects for our family picture.  Plus, we need to class it up and go shirtless while you’re preggers.


from Awkward Family Photos

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I, your Nerd King, command you “At the Title Screen press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start” and 007 373 5963.  Go forth, and do my bidding!

video games

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You got up this morning and thought Alf was a good choice for your first day of school

first day fo school

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I was at the park today, something came up, and then things got a little weird…

awkward in park

from Awkward Boners

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