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“Fresh beauty opens one’s eyes wherever it is really seen, but the very abundance and completeness of the common beauty that besets our steps prevents its being absorbed and appreciated. It is a good thing, therefore, to make short excursions now and then to the bottom of the sea among dulse and coral, or up among the clouds on mountain-tops, or in balloons, or even to creep like worms into dark holes and caverns underground, not only to learn something of what is going on in those out-of-the-way places, but to see better what the sun sees on our return to common every-day beauty.” – John Muir (environmentalist, conservationist, and father of the Nation Parks)
No offense Mr. Muir, but if Manifest Destiny and Steven Colbert through his book “I Am America (and So Can You!)” have taught us anything, it’s that we must dominate both nature and animal. Otherwise, we better be prepared for some Jurassic Park and 2012 type chaos.
That is, except for him. So much for being the master of his own domain because he just got owned by nature. He better watch out because FernGully and the Na’vi are pissed and they’re looking to take their revenge.
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Although he believes he is slick and no one is on to his act, he’s not that hard to spot from a mile away. We’re on to every one of his scams, cons, hustles, hoodwinks, gambits, flimflams, stratagems, and bamboozles. No self respecting man’s man would ever want to try out that hot new tea house down the street, get excited about going shoe shopping, or have a Sex and the City viewing party with themed cosmos. He’s attempting to put time in with the girls in the slim hopes that one of them will eventually think of him as more than a friend. He acts like he’s just one of the girls, but we know better.
