OMG – ROTFLMAO! After reading your last text, IHMAIWD. No I will not sext with you and if you ask me one more time I’m getting rid of my phone and going to try to bring back pagers. Just SMITF and get it over with.
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He’s all for efficiency and saving both time and resources. He’s no time thief. On a daily basis, he asks himself “…for every decision [I] make, is this good for the company? Am I helping with the company’s strategic vision?”
That’s great he is so committed to the company and what he does. But really, can he not take a five minute break for a little personal time? We’ve all had that sinking suspicion that when we’re on the phone with him, something isn’t quite right. There’s an odd echo. His voice periodically sounds like he is straining. You’re hearing noises that you shouldn’t hear on a regular phone call. You wonder to yourself if the call signals got crossed. Sadly no, your deepest and darkest fear has come true. He has been multitasking while in the bathroom.
Although we’re sure (i.e. hope and pray) he washed his hands when he was done and used a hand wipe on his electronic gadgets, just to be in the free, don’t ask if you can use his phone or laptop. And no sir, I will not shake your hand. I have no interest in a 0.0000000001% chance of an inadvertent stink palm.