Although he believes he is slick and no one is on to his act, he’s not that hard to spot from a mile away. We’re on to every one of his scams, cons, hustles, hoodwinks, gambits, flimflams, stratagems, and bamboozles. No self respecting man’s man would ever want to try out that hot new tea house down the street, get excited about going shoe shopping, or have a Sex and the City viewing party with themed cosmos. He’s attempting to put time in with the girls in the slim hopes that one of them will eventually think of him as more than a friend. He acts like he’s just one of the girls, but we know better.
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Sorry to break it to you and lay down some hard truths. Not really sure how to tell you this, so here it goes: (i) No, it really doesn’t happen to everyone and (ii) When she says it was good for her too, she’s lying.