He has modeled his movie going experience after Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show. Thinking it is his own personal Mystery Science Theater 3000 and he’s sitting front row center between Crow and Servo, he throws up zingers and one liners like the actors in the movie can actually hear him. Hopefully he’s at a screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show because if not, his “audience participation” will be frowned upon more than when he tries to discretely take that ever so important phone call an hour into the movie.
No, we don’t care if the actor is obviously going to get killed when they walk into the deserted cabin. It makes sense that they are slowly searching closets on the second floor of the house whose power has been cut when there is a serial killer on the loose. Of course the scantily clad sorority girl will be able to outrun the killer through the woods and there’s no chance at all that she’ll trip, fall, and twist an ankle. Really, what could go wrong with midnight skinny dipping in Crystal Lake?