He’s out for a night on the town with a bunch of friends. Someone brought a camera and everyone has been taking candid and funny photos all evening. Most are your typical pictures on a night out – arms around each other smiling or everyone leaning in as a waiter or random passerby takes a picture of the group. Not the ones with him in it though.
He may oblige and take a few “normal” pictures. However, the bulk of his pictures are of him posing in front of his car (all done at his request, of course). Very rarely does he have a new, slick looking car like a BMW, Mercedes, Audi, or Porsche that he could be proud of and want to show off. More likely than not, the car he poses in front of is a Joe Dirt-esq Honda or Ford in some state of disrepair. The car’s license plate, which is a douchey vanity plate with something along the lines of “
02 BE ME” (oh to be me) or “
1NTSTND” (one night stand), is surrounded by a neon light border. The car is two-toned: rust and primer. He is in the process of doing his own kit upgrades on the car – he has both lowered his car and attached a homemade spoiler to the back. He has tampered with the muffler and exhaust system so that everyone can hear him coming. His windows are covered with the likes of Tapout and Nos stickers. And not to be outdone by anyone, he has rims on his car (abet only two of his wheels – the other two are on layaway).