More likely than not, “That Guy” with the spray-on or fake tan will be spotted in the winter or early spring months. Although it is entirely too cold to go outside with the five feet of snow on the ground, “That Guy” walks in with a mocha brown tan like he just got back from a vacation on the surface of the sun or an orange ompa lumpa-ish color that is distinct to do-it-yourself home fake tan kits. Whatever you do, make sure not to point out the two skin tones along the scalp line or the unusually brown palms of his hands. There is a very good chance he is a guido or amateur bodybuilder so watch out for ‘roid rage if you do point this fact out.
You might be “That Guy” if you have a spray-on or fake tan
May 18, 2009 by ymbtgi
Interesting blog. I like the repeating theme. It seems familiar to me for some reason.
I’m fairly certain I’m not that guy but I think I might know where he lives.
Thanks.
Did you just coin the term “roid rage?” LOL. Classic!
You know, the point about fake tanners often being guidos and bodybuilders makes me realize that once some become “that guy” once, they continue their downward spiral. They are that guy on so many levels.
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