Photo of the Day

07/04/09 – You might be “That Guy” if you listen to Toby Keith’s latest album backwards and it tells you to get a patriotic tattoo

07/05/09 – You might be “That Guy” if you are good with animals

07/28/09 – I was at the park today, something came up, and then things got a little weird…

07/28/09 – You got up this morning and thought Alf was a good choice for your first day of school

07/28/09 – And you wonder why the ladies only speak to you at SciFi-Con and Comic-Con

07/28/09 – I, your Nerd King, command you “At the Title Screen press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start” and 007 373 5963.  Go forth, and do my bidding!

07/30/09 – Honey, let’s go to Sears Portrait Studio and ask for a Hudson River School background with soft-light effects for our family picture.  Plus, we need to class it up and go shirtless while you’re preggers.

10/05/09 – The camel toe has left the building.  Thank you, thank you very much.

10/08/09 – Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.