1. You might be “That Guy” if you like or are in fact Dane Cook
2. You might be “That Guy” if you pop into other people’s photographs
3. You might be “That Guy” if you take pick-up basketball too seriously
4. You might be “That Guy” if you wear the t-shirt of the band you are going to see
5. You might be “That Guy” if you wear a Bluetooth earpiece or headset
6. You might be “That Guy” if you are sensitive and play the acoustic guitar
7. You might be “That Guy” if you are a guido
8. You might be “That Guy” if you do curls for the girls
9. You might be “That Guy” if you have a spray-on or fake tan
10. You might be “That Guy” if you have a popped collar
11. You might be “That Guy” if you get caught checking out girls
12. You might be “That Guy” if you wear Ed Hardy
13. You might be “That Guy” if you wear sunglasses at night
14. You might be “That Guy” if you believe professional wrestling is real
15. You might be “That Guy” if you wear guyliner
16. You might be “That Guy” if you’re a hipster
17. You might be “That Guy” if you excessively quote movies
18. You might be “That Guy” if you are William “Johnny Lawrence” Zabka
19. You might be “That Guy” if you yell “get in the hole” at a golf tournament
20. You might be “That Guy” if you are a competitive eater
21. You might be “That Guy” if you use sexual innuendo
23. You think a Hooters Girl is into you
24. You wear a Che Guevara t-shirt
26. You make a homemade sex tape
29. You wear turquoise jewelry
30. You tell Chuck Norris jokes
31. You ignore urinal etiquette
32. You look at porn in public
33. You go to a strip club by yourself
38. You know a guy who knows a guy
39. You consider Guitar Hero a musical instrument
42. You pose in front of your car
43. You are a wigger
44. You have excessive body hair
46. You are a Twilight fanatic
47. You are addicted to Facebook
49. You just can’t function without your Starbucks
50. You tell your wife that yes, those jeans do make your butt look fat
51. You are the type of restaurant customer who has their food spit in
53. You didn’t listen to the warning and did try this at home
54. You are in front of us in line and pay in all change
55. You are the creepy old guy at the club
56. You have trouble growing facial hair
57. You try too hard
59. You yell at the screen in the movie theater
60. You’ve gotten a little too comfortable in your relationship
61. You multitask in the bathroom
62. Your kid is cooler than you
63. You collect dolls, I mean action figures
65. You made out with your cousin that one time
66. You just don’t get the joke
67. You’re always trying to bum a cigarette off someone
68. You enjoyed the office party a little too much
69. You are addicted to texting
70. You take your laptop to a coffee house and set up shop
71. You don’t enjoy awesomely bad movies
72. You are a clerk at an adult bookstore
awesome.
I’ve been looking for a good definition of “hipster” and this is perfect.
thank you.