“Fresh beauty opens one’s eyes wherever it is really seen, but the very abundance and completeness of the common beauty that besets our steps prevents its being absorbed and appreciated. It is a good thing, therefore, to make short excursions now and then to the bottom of the sea among dulse and coral, or up [...]
Archive for February, 2010
You got owned by nature
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 2012, avitar, awkward, comedy, conservation, entertainment, environmentalist, fail, ferngully, funny, humor, i am america (and so can you!), john muir, jokes, jurassic park, life, manifest destiny, movie, movies, musings, na'vi, national parks, observations, pet peeves, random, revenge, steven colbert, thoughts, you might be that guy if on February 25, 2010 | 1 Comment »
You are a clerk at an adult bookstore
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged adult book store, adult entertainment, adult movies, awkward, comedy, entertainment, fail, funny, humor, jokes, life, musings, observations, pet peeves, porn, pornography, random, shopping, steve buscemi, the goonies, thoughts, you might be that guy if on February 17, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Not that anyone from YMBTGI has ever been to an adult bookstore (cough, averted gaze, scratching the back of our neck…), but this is how we would picture him behind the counter: DJ Qualls and Clint Howard had a child through some miracle of science, then Anne Ramsey (better known as Ma Fratelli from The [...]
You don’t enjoy awesomely bad movies
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged awesomely bad movies, awkward, bad movie night, bad movies, box office bomb, breakin', comedy, cult classic, entertainment, fail, funny, humor, jokes, life, media, movie, movie night, movies, musings, observations, over the top, pet peeves, rad, random, they live, thoughts, you might be that guy if on February 9, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
What do you do when you get together with your friends for movie night? Oh, I’m sorry that all of us aren’t as up to date on the latest “it” indie flick or critically acclaimed films that are supposedly shoe-ins for Oscars as your circle of friends. Some of us like acting that wouldn’t be [...]
You take your laptop to a coffee house and set up shop
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged americano, awkward, caffeine, cappuccino, coffee, coffee shop, comedy, computer, entertainment, espresso, family guy, food, frappuccino, funny, humor, jokes, lap top, laptop, latte, mac, macchiato, musings, observations, random, starbucks, thoughts, you might be that guy if on February 2, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Remember the good ole days? Coffee meant coffee and there were no venti, half-caf, 140° soy orange mocha lattes with dairy-free, non-fat whip cream, and a dusting of organic nutmeg. You’d go to a coffee shop for the coffee and to read the paper; not to hold business meetings or multitask on the phone. You [...]
