Who needs the respect and admiration of your coworkers when you can clumsily grope the boss’ wife, thrown up in the office ficus, photocopy and subsequently send out copies of your junk to the company’s biggest clients, and pass out on the couch in the break room? Tis the season to be drunk and tacky.
Archive for December, 2009
You enjoyed the office party a little too much
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged awkward, booze, christmas party, comedy, drink specials, drinking, drunk, entertainment, fail, food, funny, holiday party, holiday season, humor, jokes, life, liquor, lush, mixed drink, musings, observations, office party, party, party pooper, pet peeves, random, tacky, thoughts, tipsy, tis the season, you might be that guy if on December 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
You just don’t get the joke
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged awkward, buzzkill, comedy, debbie downer, delivery, doesn't get it, downer, entertainment, fail, funny, giggle, ha ha, humor, joke, joke telling, jokes, lame, laugh, life, musings, observations, party pooper, pet peeves, punch line, random, sense of humor, thoughts, you might be that guy if on December 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The set-up, timing, and delivery were perfect. The punch line was a guaranteed laugh riot. The past ninety-nine times you have told the joke it has killed and had people rolling around on the floor in stitches. That joke is so funny that the last time you told it, one of your friends had a [...]
You made out with your cousin that one time
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged anniversary, awkward, comedy, cousins, dating, drinking, entertainment, fail, family, family reunion, funny, game on, hook up, humor, jokes, kissing cousins, life, making out, musings, observations, party, pet peeves, random, relationships, seven minutes in heaven, thoughts, you might be that guy if on December 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It was a magical night back on Nana and Pop-pop’s 50th wedding anniversary. The sights, the sounds, the ambiance. It was a night to remember for more than one reason. The evening started off a little slow as he had to make the rounds catching up with all the seldom seen relatives. His cousin Jeff [...]
You wear a fedora
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged apparel, awkward, can't touch this, clothing, comedy, cry me a river, design, entertainment, fads, fail, fashion, fedora, funny, hammer pants, hammer time, hi top fade, humor, jokes, justin timberlake, life, mc hammer, media, music, musings, observations, pet peeves, random, sexyback, shopping, style, thoughts, time machine, trends, you might be that guy if on December 8, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Congratulations, it appears you have successfully invented the world’s first time machine and traveled back to the year 2002 in order to steal Justin Timberlake’s sense of style. Why don’t you cry me a river because you certainly aren’t bringing sexyback any time soon. While you’re at it, why don’t you use your time machine [...]
You collect dolls, I mean action figures
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 40 year old virgin, action figure, action figures, awkward, collectable, collectables, comedy, comic book, comic book guy, dc comics, Diagon Alley, dolls, Dumbledore, entertainment, fail, funny, harry potter, humor, jokes, marvel comics, middle earth, movie, movies, musings, observations, pet peeves, random, rare, steve carell, thoughts, vintage, you might be that guy if on December 7, 2009 | 1 Comment »
If you ever need to locate him, look no further than Dumbledore’s at Diagon Alley – the local comic book store. He’s a part time clerk and lords over the place like it is his own personal Middle-earth. With a supercilious attitude, he presides over the store pointing out story line inconsistencies and visual flaws [...]
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