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Archive for July, 2009

Honey, let’s go to Sears Portrait Studio and ask for a Hudson River School background with soft-light effects for our family picture.  Plus, we need to class it up and go shirtless while you’re preggers. from Awkward Family Photos

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I, your Nerd King, command you “At the Title Screen press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start” and 007 373 5963.  Go forth, and do my bidding!

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And you wonder why the ladies only speak to you at SciFi-Con and Comic-Con

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You got up this morning and thought Alf was a good choice for your first day of school

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I was at the park today, something came up, and then things got a little weird… from Awkward Boners

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So I’m back and just now starting to revamp the site.  There will be some changes that I phase in over the next few days and weeks so be patient.  I’ll try to make as many new posts as I can but it may take a few days to get back in the swing of [...]

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“That Guy” has perfected his oral skills to the point that he has become a cunning linguist.  He doesn’t abide by any firm and hard rules when he uses sexual innuendo to pick up women; he has an unlimited supply of pick-up lines engorged with double entendres ready to be presented to a woman at [...]

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You might be “That Guy” if you are good with animals

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You might be “That Guy” if you listen to Toby Keith’s latest album backwards and it tells you to get a patriotic tattoo from Asylum

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When you think of the Fourth of July, you typically think of fireworks, parades, and cookouts with burgers and hotdogs.  You may have a burger, hotdog, some coleslaw, baked beans, and potato salad.  If you have any room left then maybe a few cookies or some festive Fourth of the July themed cupcakes.  With all [...]

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