Today we unveil a new feature at “You Might Be ‘That Guy’ if…” This is the first entry in our periodic series of great “That Guys” in history. This series will salute great “That Guys” who have made lasting contributions to humanity, yet remain nameless and only identifiable as “That Guy.” You know you’re in [...]
Archive for June, 2009
You might be “That Guy” if you are William “Johnny Lawrence” Zabka
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 80s, comedy, entertainment, funny, high school, humor, johnny lawrence, jokes, karate, karate kid, martial arts, movies, musings, observations, random, sweep the leg, that guy, thoughts, villain, william zabka, you might be that guy if on June 29, 2009 | 3 Comments »
You might be “That Guy” if you’re a hipster
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged american apparel, apathy, austin, brooklyn, comedy, entertainment, fixed gear bicycle, funny, guido, hipster, humor, irony, jokes, keffiyeh, musings, observations, parliament menthol, pbr, portland, random, sarcasm, that guy, thoughts, trust fund, williamsburg, you might be that guy if, zombie party on June 23, 2009 | 10 Comments »
This title is a bit misleading. “Hipster” is a ubiquitous term that can refer to either a male or female individual who contains hipster tendencies and characteristics (compare this to the Guido/Guidette distinction). Contrary to popular belief, there are multiple varieties of hipsters. A full analysis and discussion of the varied types of hipsters is [...]
You might be “That Guy” if you wear guyliner
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged alice cooper, comedy, david bowie, emo, entertainment, fashion, funny, guyliner, humor, jared leto, johnny depp, jokes, make-up, manscara, music, musings, observations, ozzy osbourne, pete wentz, random, scene, suburds, that guy, thoughts, tokyo hotel, you might be that guy if on June 17, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Although there is a common misconception that guyliner is a new phenomena, its roots can be traced back to the likes of David Bowie, Alice Cooper, and Ozzy Osbourne. Originally meant to shock and scare the mainstream, guyliner has been embraced as a fashion statement by the likes of “musicians” and other emo or scene-types [...]
You might be “That Guy” if you believe professional wrestling is real
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged action figure, austin 3:16, comedy, damien, ecw, entertainment, funny, hulk hogan, hulkamania, hulkamaniac, humor, jake "the snake" roberts, jokes, lucifer, musings, nwo, observations, pro wrestling, pro wrestling illustrated, professional wrestling, random, raw, smackdown, snake, spinner, stacy keibler, steel cage, steel chair, that guy, the marine, thoughts, thunder in paradise, wrestling, wwe, you might be that guy if on June 11, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Monday (Raw), Tuesday (ECW), Friday (Smackdown), and certain Sunday nights (ppv) are off limits for him; he will be parked in front of his tv wearing his replica WWE Championship Spinner Title Belt with his phone turned off so he doesn’t miss a thing. He wears his NWO and Austin 3:16 shirt with pride. He [...]
